"Good" Morning!

As a parent if your nightly slumber is interrupted it can always be traced back to a smallest human living in your home.  But wait, haven't we been told using "never" and "always" will get us into trouble!  Before continuing this story let me explain the setting.  Master bedroom... very first night sleeping on our brand new memory foam topped king mattress, covered in 400 thread count sheets, and 4 star down comforter wrapped in a super-bargain, clearance rack found soft sky blue duvet.  Can you picture it?  Can you imagine the restful sleep we were experiencing?  Then 3 AM came and we heard a hacking noise, followed by the unmistakable sound of vomit.  One of our dogs had puked ON OUR BRAND NEW BED!!  We quickly cleaned up the mess and put the duvet in for a wash.  After kicking both dogs out of our bed we tried to enjoy the last few hours of sleep that were available.  Upon waking in the morning, we chuckled about the mid-night excitement we had experienced.  We were chuckling... until we found dog poop laying on the staircase!!!!  Well, Good Morning!

             The Puker                                      The Pooper